My Man Crush!  John C Mayer

 This is just my warm up!

Who let the dogs out?

 "10 plus 13 is 23" [garbled voice]

Red Lobster Tonight?

Eay Chorizo!

 You gonna tap out?

 mmmm yum yum

That's gonna leave a mark.

Lick my balls bitch!

How does this cup fit?

Taste like chicken!

Oh Yeah Baby!

Shorty, you know you're the only one!

This is good but they're taking our picture, shit!

Just checking to see if they're still there coach~!

Mom's napping she'll never know.

Your butt huggers rock my world!

I'm going to play with your ding ding if you don't move!

Time Out Ref!

"Help me I'm falling"

Wait there's something in your eye, muah!

I always wondered if you were a good kisser, now I know.

"Oh for Christs sake, Jesus!"

"Are we still on for fishing after this?"

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